By Danson John (DJ)
For the ladies, meet the 6 different kinds of men available in the Sumu la Penzi dating circles. The options are a bit lean.
MR. RENT
Traits: witty, confident, eager.
Tactic: Uses his wife’s money to impress other women.
What he wants in a woman: Sex all the time.
Why you like him? He makes you laugh.
TASH
Traits: Smooth talker who lives for swag.
Tactic: “I can’t help it, I am just so fine”.
What he wants in a woman: Respect and some attention.
Why you like him: He makes your girlfriends envious.
MARTIN
Traits: Stern, manipulative and very married.
Tactic: He pampers his mistresses and takes care of business.
What he wants in a woman: Loyalty and obedience.
Why you like him: Generosity. Money is never his problem.
OSCAR
Traits: bad boy, flirt, male chauvinist.
Tactic: Every woman has a price. Flash some money and she drops it.
What he wants in a woman: Total submission.
Why you like him: No one would dare mess with you.
SOLOMON
Traits: God fearing, faithful, patient.
Tactics: Play Mr. Nice Guy.
What he wants in a woman: Marriage, two kids and a cat.
Why you like him: He still a virgin.
HANS
Traits: Rich, tall and exotic.
Tactics: ladies love my foreign accent and currency.
What he wants in a woman: His image of an African queen
Why you like him: He speaks French… Oui!
To catch more on these men, tune in to Africa Magic Swahili, every Monday and Tuesdays at 8pm (DStv Chnl 158) (GOtv Chnl 103)